Astana

(ASS-tan-ar) 

A club kit that is barely acceptable as shorts and a jersey, but when combined with matching arm and leg warmers makes it look like your team is participating in a 'fun-run' version of an event for charity in a comedy onesie.

Roger had severe misgivings about the new club strip.  On paper it had seemed OK and in theory should make it easy to spot your team-mates, but in practice he feared head-to-toe lilac was going to make Weston-super-Mare Wheelers look like a right bunch of Astanas.

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